On the dynamics of the population of aesthetically agreeable female entities in an inhomogeneous undergraduate physics environment

It has been observed [1] that the number of attractive female humans (known in the field as "fitties") has experienced significant rise in recent years. Specifically, studies have shown [2] that the population thereof has followed an exponential increase with time.

where the coefficient alpha is denoted by

where kf is the fittie coefficient, aphys is the appeal of physics to women, and phi is the physics geek factor. This relationship has the known exponential solution

Preliminary data shows that experimental results match theoretical predictions well. However much of the undergraduate physics community is critical of the research. L. Ouseur cites the low rate of intra-physics copulation to suggest the number of fitties has not increased in real-terms. E.N. D'Away counters this with reference to the general geekiness of physics students. Leading fitties' reactions were mixed, R. Kameen conjectured "Oh I don't know. Fancy a cup of tea?"[3].


References

[1] S.P. Chard, Procrastination methods involving the observation of fitties through the computer room window as a means to avoid writing MSci reports (Wiley 2006)

[2] A. Guite, An experimental verification of the Chard law in level 3 Blacket (Cambridge University Press, 2006)

[3] R. Kameen, Invitation for consumption of a cafinated beverage (IOP Publishing, 2006)