The Quantum Angler
He never gets Bohred of fishing.

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Hair chronicles IV

Further to the post below, the QA can report that his hair was instrumental in a recent pull. The girl in question was heard to explicitly complement the hair, citing its curliness as a particularly appealing feature. This puts to rest fears that long hair might reduce the QA's overall pulling rate.

For all my readers who are yet to make the transition to long hair, I offer the following advice. Two kinds of people have long hair; hot male models and physics postgrads who can't be arsed to cut it. In order to come across as the former, it is imperative that you avoid mentioning physics at all costs. As hard as it may be, you must resist the urge to wow her with the M-squared of your laser. Then you just sit back and let the hair do the work.

1 Comments:

  • I'm sure I've seen fractals in your hair.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:45 pm  

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