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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Martin Archer ducks out of Quantum Field Theory exam early to chat up bird

In a shock exposé, the QA can reveal that TBR's Martin Archer has been spotted ducking out of an exam in quantum field theory early, to chat up a fittie. The incident occured at around 3.15pm on 18th May when Martin, having finished a full 45 minutes before the end, left the examination. He then proceeded to send a flirty email to a fair miss he's been exchanging pokes with on Facebook. Preliminary investigations suggest that the girl is indeed quite fit.

It is alledged that Archer sent word to the female that she might attend a union night this Friday, in which he himself will be laying down some funky groves. Describing his advance on the fair maiden, Martin admitted to using a "winky face" expression in his email, a telltale sign of true romantic intent.

1 Comments:

  • She didn't show :( I'm currently going under the assumption that she didn't see the message! Time for stage two, once I work out what that is.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:13 am  

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