Sweden

Things I like about Sweden:

• It's not cloudy all the time
• They sell fresh milk in the supermarket
• The language sounds nice
• They all speak English, and don't mind if you speak it at them
• Rental prices aren't utterly ridiculous
• Their mustard is tasty but doesn't burn your mouth off
• They know how to make good lasers

Things I dislike about Sweden:

• My weekly food bill is almost as much as my rent
• A pint of beer is almost as much as my rent
• A slice of bread is about 2/3 the area of an English slice
• It's a bit nippy
• My girlfriend isn't here